WILCHESTER BORDALANGA IS A SQUID?!!

WILCHESTER BORDALANGA IS A SQUID?!!

YES INDEED. I HAVE RESEARCHED HIS DNA AND IT IS POSITIVE THAT WILCHESTER BORDALANGA IS A COLD-BLOODED CREATURE. AND ALSO I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT HE HAS TENTACLES ON HIS BUTT. AT NIGHT HE USUALLY STAYS IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN,10:00PM TO BE EXACT. YOU CAN SEE HIM SWIMMING IN CIRCLES THERE. I SAW HIM ONCE,I THOUGHT I WAS JUST HALLUCINATING.. BUT NO,I'M PRETTY SURE THAT WHAT I SAW THERE IS A 'SQUID VERSION' OF WILCHESTER BORDALANGA. I REPEAT,'SQUID VERSION'. WILCHESTER BORDALANGA IS ALSO A MAN,TREAT HIM LIKE A MAN SO HE WON'T EAT YOU. CHESTER IS AN ENDANGERED SPECIE,HE IS ONE OF HIS KIND. PEOPLE IN HIS SCHOOL USUALLY TREATS HIM LIKE A SEAFOOD.. THEY TUSOK-TUSOK FORKS IN CHESTER'S REPRODUCTIVE AREA.. POOR CHESTER.. PLEASE OFFER SOME PRAYERS TO HIM.. WILCHESTER,YOU WILL FIND JUSTICE. JUST BELIEVE WILCHESTER..

IF YOU WISH TO KNOW MORE ABOUT THE WILCHESTER 'THE SQUID' BORDALANGA MASSACRE GO TO www.wilchesteryousuck.com.ph.

BUAHAHAHA xDDD another fact abt an FTW member

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